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Become a minister now! My

Become a minister now!

My web host woes are continuing. Ifanyone knows of a good host, please let me know. At this point, I'mseriously considering disputing this with my credit card company forlack of quality.

Anyhow,here's one of the more interesting spams I just received -- the subjectline, "Re: Become a minister now!" caught my eye as I was browsing themessages in my junk folder condemned to die, and I decided to take alook.

Unlike most of the other ones I receive, this spamactually brought a smile to me, making up for my anger at myincompetent host's woes.

RE: Become a Minister Now
Become a legally ordained minister within 48 hours


As a minister, you will be authorized to perform the rites and ceremonies of the church!


Perform Weddings, Funerals, and Perform Baptisms Forgiveness of Sins and Visit Correctional Facilities

Want to open a church?
Check out Ministry in a Box


Press here
to find out how


I wonder what my pastor would think of it... ;)

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Hahaha...that is TOO funny, Mark. I guess I wasted four years studying at seminary when I could have done it in 48 hours! "Ministry in a Box"...too funny!

hey mark :) yeah i knew you were reading. thanks for the comments.

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